This bird did not give a single cluck about that cat. #bossbird
Relive the most glorious party wipe in the history of Western civilization, now in stunning 1080p...
... just kidding, the video quality still sucks. Apologies in advance for any PTSD flashbacks to your own epic party wipes that this video may cause.
"At least I have chicken."
We all know them. We all hate them. The spammers. The terrible, no-talent assclowns who just spam ranged attacks all day long. They're like the guy who camps in a corner and hardscopes in Call of Duty, except arguably more annoying.
In one corner, we have the admirable tryhard, Kung Jin. In the other, we have spamming assclown, Jacqui Briggs. Just when Kung Jin looks defeated, he unleashes an outstanding can of whoop-ass on Jacqui that puts spammers to shame everywhere. The guy playing Kung Jin doesn't even bother with a Fatality at the end, just a whole lot of teabagging.
Satisfaction doesn't even begin to describe it.
That's the man himself, tripping over his own size 72 shoes (rough estimate) while walking away from the desk on TNT during the Clippers/Rockets game. Early reports indicate that Jack was able to secure the rest of his magic beans and run away from the falling giant of basketball.
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