Update: A lot of people have asked about her now. I never thought it would get so much interest. This video is a chronicle of our time together, which I finished making a while ago. Subsequent to making the video, I had to travel a lot, and struggled with keeping her where I was living. A saviour stepped in and helped look after Pegs while I tried to make a plan and she moved back and forth, which was disruptive for her. After months of no solution, it was obvious that her new set up with incredible love, a bigger garden and a new best friend in Luna, another great dane was more than I could offer. I am lucky that I get to visit and take her for short periods, and maybe that's why in my heart she's still with me. It’s always difficult. If the dog is happier, do you forsake your happiness? I think yes. If a dog is negligently bred, should it be killed to prevent more negligent breeding? I think no. Who's to say. In the end we try our best and our pets teach us lessons about love, humility and non-judgment.

Seals, the dogs of the sea, trained by Russian officials to be ruthlessly adorable soldiers of fortune. That said, it's pretty hard to look like ruthless military operative when you're this adorable:

There's also a precedence for trained animals in the Russian special forces. At least, according to the historically sound documentary video game Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2.

This bird did not give a single cluck about that cat. #bossbird

Relive the most glorious party wipe in the history of Western civilization, now in stunning 1080p...

... just kidding, the video quality still sucks. Apologies in advance for any PTSD flashbacks to your own epic party wipes that this video may cause.

"At least I have chicken."
-- Leeroy

We all know them. We all hate them. The spammers. The terrible, no-talent assclowns who just spam ranged attacks all day long. They're like the guy who camps in a corner and hardscopes in Call of Duty, except arguably more annoying.

In one corner, we have the admirable tryhard, Kung Jin. In the other, we have spamming assclown, Jacqui Briggs. Just when Kung Jin looks defeated, he unleashes an outstanding can of whoop-ass on Jacqui that puts spammers to shame everywhere. The guy playing Kung Jin doesn't even bother with a Fatality at the end, just a whole lot of teabagging.

Satisfaction doesn't even begin to describe it.