That's the man himself, tripping over his own size 72 shoes (rough estimate) while walking away from the desk on TNT during the Clippers/Rockets game. Early reports indicate that Jack was able to secure the rest of his magic beans and run away from the falling giant of basketball. 

And here's some of the best of what the internet offered in response to the seismic event in sports coverage:

WARNING: This video contains the most Canadian sounding swear you've ever heard.

100,000 tons of fun comin' at ya!

Judge for yourself...

Psst! Stick around for the end, it's worth it.

This should be fun...

A representative from the band claims that this slurring, near-dead rant came from Weiland being exhausted and having "a literal fistful of Quaaludes couple drinks" before the show started. We'll just leave all that up to your interpretation. The rest of us will take a passing wave at the 90s rock going by.